22:03 (JST)Tommy Lee Jones is Boss in Japan

Well it seems Tommy Lee Jones did a series of Japanese television commercials to promote some canned coffee called Boss. Sounds pretty gross. Anyway these are really funny to me, really just hearing him speak Japanese. I imagine I’ll probably sound a lot like that only far less elegant and compensated! There are 18 total videos here, enjoy!

#1 – It’s Tommy Lee Jones. Eating some tasty ramen. Now time to drink Boss.


#2 – Tommy Lee Jones is rewarded for his amazing abilities to bend in awkward directions with a delicious Boss canned coffee.

#3 – Uh…

#4 – Americans never rush for any reason… But if we get a parking ticket… Well then we will just stare and drink!

#5 – Apparently superhuman delivery robot Tommy Lee Jones is very humble indeed.

#6 – Tommy Lee Jones refuses to participate in your loud obnoxious environment. He chooses to enjoy a more delicate audio sampling with his Boss.

#7 – Your guess is as good as mine?

#8 – Tommy Lee Jones ruins tiny cowboy hats.

#9 – Maybe… um… these are getting kind of wierd. I like how he’s applauded anyway!

#10 – This stuff is apparently that good.

#11 – Tommy Lee Jones would beat Forest Gump at ping pong.

#12 – Tommy Lee Jones does not understand catgirl speak but he does understand Boss. Lainbow Mountain!

#13 – OH SNAP! Tommy Lee Jones is gonna bang your wife! Right after some Boss.

#14 – So yeah, samurai are pretty sweet. Also that demon thing again. I do like the can though, the Tom Selek looking dude with a giant pipe! Classy.

#15 – I guess Tommy Lee Jones can be fired. At least he has Boss to enjoy.

#16 – I’m beginning to wonder if the Japanese don’t just worship Tommy Lee Jones as some sort of gaijin kami or something… Hmm…

#17 – Damn Tommy Lee Jones is a straight up ramen slinging pimp in Japan! I bet he makes some amazing ramen. She thinks so!

#18 – What happened… what was that? Why? Anyone? Someone please explain…

1 person has replied to this post

  1. Rha says:

    Where’s the “I’m on my way!” post. I wanted to wish you a safe flight and remind you that your seat can be used as a flotation device, if need be.

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